Sometimes you just need a quick laugh to make your day better. Here are 15 bite-sized jokes guaranteed to brighten your mood—and maybe even earn you some groans.
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
3. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
4. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know y.
5. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
6. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
7. I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia.
She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
9. I told my computer I needed a break.
It gave me a Kit-Kat.
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
11. I used to play piano by ear.
Now I use my hands.
12. Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired.
13. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.
14. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
15. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
💬 Which one made you laugh the hardest? Tag a friend who needs this list right now!
